LeXXicon:
mmmm... I think you need a breathmint, boy... eccchhh!
blurboy:
Man, Yosemity Sam has seen better days
looseygooseyman:
"Why don't I just take all of them? Who cares if I fall asleep at work, I'm union they can't touch me!"
Mercutio_Jones:
We've replaced Kelly's regular coffee with a massive dose of Thorazine... let's see if she notices
Mercutio_Jones:
Cigarettes don't grow on trees, you know.
FarmerBob:
Have you ever just had one of those days where the bathroom is just one step further than you want to go?
Mercutio_Jones:
Or visit our sister website, CareerDestroyer.com, where you learn the fine art of drug addiction, embezzlement, and sexual harrasment of co-workers.
anti_hero:
America is shocked to learn that most NASA experiments are basicly to settle bets.
Aucturos:
The lesbian family of the future.
WEIRD_1:
Speak softly and carry a red stick
Wicker_Chair:
Heil Hitler!
weirdone:
Yes, I'm sure
flashlight420:
Oh no!! Roosevelt's turned on his deadly 'Blood Vision.'
Wicker_Chair:
Roosevelt: The Commie Years. Only on the History Channel
Mercutio_Jones:
Billy gets a shock from the anti-pornography crayons his mom bought to keep him from drawing nekkid pictures
cscott:
This is the weirdest episode of "The Brady Bunch" ever...
Amon:
Now THAT's a long penis! Right out the back-side!
Equinox365:
Trade in your old commode for Kohler's new "Swing and Sling" line of bathroom fixtures.