kihounomizu:
Aww how precious! The little alien is spraying death parasites into my eyes.
keyz88:
... Starbucks is now located in the Capitol Building? ...No way...
TheDiva:
Reading glasses? No, I don't need reading glasses, I'm doing just fine...
king_felix:
Look! The apes dug her up!
king_felix:
For when you really didn't expect a pet.
TVs_Neal:
"My Aardvark sense... tingling..."
tlvman:
Honey, this is not what I meant by three-way.
drcable:
"..and in suburbia today, a giant donut hole mamed four people before it was eaten by a really fat guy."
GHOSTDOG:
The earth seems to be rotating very quickly...
TVs_Neal:
"I've taken all these ways to smoke crack and combined them into one easy method!"
BenSteinsCharisma:
So we agreed to pour hot Campell's soup on his crotch stirred with basil and cement. The sex has never been better.
Blkhrtd:
and you too can find that the magical properties of Monkey Cum when rubbed into your hair can totally destroy your ideas of popular fashion!!!
handshandsoffate:
Followed by a case of Denny's Classic Runny Shits
ROBOTCROWT:
Oh, no, is Darva Conger going to try to sing now?
svpb:
Thank you Ex-Lax, I've needed this for a while
Crow_Servo_Nelson:
Strawberry visited her daily, until she was driven mad.
jsm19:
Your dream of being a gay cowboy has finally come true, son.
TXS_Recon_Dye:
Tired from their tour, an elderly Kid Rock and Garth Brooks take a much needed rest