asteroidboy:
I've NEVER seem a Jeep with its headlights aimed properly.
TheRatfink:
Fed up with human technology,Christopher Reeves gives his business to an Alien Chiroprator.
asteroidboy:
"Yeah, Sometimes even I can't believe what I'll do just to stay on TV."
Zoogicub:
Join NAMBLA... its the most rewarding experience you'll ever have.
looseygooseyman:
"Wow honey, look at this! That Viagra really works!"
Zwiel17:
"Soldier, I'd offer you a chair, but they've been 'taken'..."
Zwiel17:
"Honey, do you have to bring your goldfish bowl everywhere....?"
looseygooseyman:
"Actually, I moved in three years ago. I just haven't gotten around to unpacking yet."
jammer427:
Mike Tyson and Diana Ross finally find true love.
LauraPowers85:
o/' One cingular sensation o/'
haileydayz:
Looks like Tinkerbell hasn't had a job since "Peter Pan"... Shes in an Allstate commercial!
haileydayz:
Jerry... I think we are on the wrong side of the curtain... I think we are pissing off the actors!
haileydayz:
Damn, I knew not to get high before the kids got home from school... I need to spray faster... or maybe just order a pizza... Mmmm, pizza...
slow_diver:
I love going to work on acid...
blaacksheep:
P-Diddy, on a whim, had his windshield gold plated.
holenozone:
"Investigators beleive this is all that's left of Joan Rivers, after a violent and fatal cosmetic surgery meltdown."
MSTfan:
Look at my gargantuan chest and envy me.
KIPPAGE:
Nicholas Cage in "Forest Gump Meets Earnest..."