Amon:
Acid reflux is no laughing matter.
flappersquirrel:
"Dude, will you stop already. Yes, I've been told countless times that I have beautiful eyes, now go away!"
cisco3600:
That’s why 4 out of 5 wood nymphs choose the copper-top battery...
cisco3600:
"Wanna see a dead cat?"
Jhiaxus:
"I don't know doctor, a blonde woman isn't a very threatening death machine..."
SSJ3Matt:
Shatner Scarm level 90%
The_Seer:
"So those are really Pamela Anderson's breast implants?" "Yeah, got 'em off E-Bay."
looseygooseyman:
"---You want to do what----to my WHAT---? Ok, that sounds interesting, come on over!
The_Seer:
*guy* .oO (I can't believe I'm dating Winona Ryder.) *Winona* .oO (Normally I just go for clothes but I've just gotta steal this car from this schmuck.)
KIPPAGE:
"...and now if anyone pulls the manequin's finger... guess what will happen?"
nolliekf:
Before I get started, I need to slap someone.
nolliekf:
He didnt like the designers job, and he let her know...
samjacinto:
How Arrianna Huffington imagined herself before dropping out of the California gubernatorial race.
samjacinto:
Nick Nolte and Bette Midler in the film version of The Ropers.
windsong27:
Next on Fox. Jon Voight & Bette Midler play a married couple who are only slightly disfunctional.
DuncanDisorderly:
This is how it all started for Rush Limbaugh.
DuncanDisorderly:
Looks like the stands after any given Yankee game.
asteroidboy:
"Shhhh!!! I'm channeling my ThighMaster."