yoshi3:
Over in Amsterdam, you can have sex and smoke hash at the same time... in PUBLIC!
posthumous:
Kind of quiet today on the beat... Maybe I'll head over to Starbucks
fiber_delight:
Yo, I know Kobe did it. But your see- it ain't his fault. Hell! Nicole made OJ do it.
posthumous:
Tell her you'll cheat on her all over again
GrassRanger:
Whaddaya mean 'the alien's kinda cute?!' The thing's a freak show!
rmssw2:
In a shocking twist, Wanda Sykes has been hired as Martha Stewart's replacement on Living
AMCrulz:
Greenpeace off the port bow, fire at will!
cartoons:
The 1/4 horsepower tooth whitening system
diVer:
Pamela Anderson's implant explodes
slow_diver:
I've been waiting for the triceratops diamond for years!
AbortionIsMurder:
"LAY OFF THE #$%*#&! VIDEO GAMES AND HELP ME UNPACK!!!!!"
AbortionIsMurder:
On the next Scare Tactics: The guys from N'Sync put itching powder in the underpants of the Backstreet Boys!
Darkblade:
The other .1 percent rally together and reproduce back to 100 percent in the blink of an eye.
Tommysdad:
"Hey, you missed a spot."
voradtralundir:
Well, this pretty much takes care of my Bulimia hording
serina_usagi:
She's been like that for an hour. I think she needs to be rebooted.
Johnny_Ringo:
The SciFi programmers at the Senate investigation, explaining their cancellation of MST3K.
serina_usagi:
Look, I know you're an Amazing Atomic Man but can't you turn down the high beams a bit?