Bassmann:
"This INTERNATIONAL HANDSHAKE brought to you by... LYSOL!!!!! Shake, shake, shake... shake, shake, shake... WHATEVER!"
Mr_Grant:
Exactly how many Sudafed have you... TAKEN?
Mr_Grant:
"Hello Mister Gopher..."
KIPPAGE:
"Drink "Fast Buzz" Whiskey and your date will always look Great!"
KIPPAGE:
"Mom... Aaaah... It's eating me.... Aaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
blitzkrieg1701:
...Then he kind of goes right back to sleep, hence the need for him to start up so often
Jhiaxus:
"I'm a maniaaaaac in the office when I'm booored."
Dankerella:
"I'm sorry, but I just threw my lucky pick into the crowd. If everyone would just take a moment and look around..."
AbortionIsMurder:
You can be sure that dog isn't getting any supper tonight!
AbortionIsMurder:
Richard Simmons won the 'Spin The Bottle' contest, but this man died of AIDS!
AbortionIsMurder:
When he tried scratching off the lottery ticket and realized it was an old Nintendo game controller, he knew he had a drug problem!
DuncanDisorderly:
When this baby hits 88 mph... you're gonna see some serious shit!
DuncanDisorderly:
Well, you see Billy, when two nerve endings love each other very much...
DuncanDisorderly:
To reach a sexy, middle-aged bald man, call this #
Afgncaap5:
"We chose THIS paint color? What were we THINKING?"
KIPPAGE:
Chip & Dale 2014
psk2178:
We take the hair from your ass and fill in the thin spots.
STAR_GATE:
Shannon just prepared you a nice plate of Chicken a la king, young man. NOW EAT IT.