KIPPAGE:
"Hey Larry, that Shat dude from Priceline dot com wants to know if you want to sign up?"
looseygooseyman:
"Honey, look at your old high school year book. You really looked odd back then!"
looseygooseyman:
oO"All right! This new DSL lets me download my porn sites in a fration of the time!"Oo
Amon:
"This feels so soft and comfy! Did you use Snuggles?"
cfr23:
The Dell interns make their part-time drug deal housecall
cfr23:
Now there's Menthol Ritz and Ritz Lights
TyranosaurisRex:
Instant relief for those not so fresh days.
windsong27:
For women who can't control their period.
KIPPAGE:
Mr. Clean on the Weekend...
kihounomizu:
Janie had practiced a long time, preparing for the time when someone would ask her to blow her cigarette smoke into the shape of a man.
WookieeMonster:
...filled with nothing but "reality" shows. Now, aren't you glad you pay for cable?
windsong27:
Hi, I'm Steve At the Bad Haircut Store. If you're looking for a quick and cheap haircut call -1-800 HairCut for a barber nearest you!
darksoulnohope:
With the pleasures of conformity, you too can be a brainwashed WalMart shopper...
Bass:
"Cracker, get the f*** outta my office!" said Chris Rock as President.
jlinhrst:
Dayum whitey! You scaaarry!
jlinhrst:
'One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land.'
KIPPAGE:
See "Frankenstein... the Mundane Years"
TyranosaurisRex:
Now cough.