SilentFilmStar:
Somebody finally had the great idea of dropping N'Sync off in the desert and leaving them there.
Amon:
Taylor, Dodge and Landon try to make their way out of The Forbidden Zone.
SilentFilmStar:
Faced with a ground meat shortage, McDonalds employees desperately look for ANYTHING they can cook...
Amon:
"And this chord is called the old lady."
Amon:
"I *told* you that tanning booths were a bad idea, but you never listen, do you?"
Amon:
***OR*** "It happens to every girl. We all get embarrassed by our first blow job."
SilentFilmStar:
"Hey, dad, what's in the cooler?" "Your mom... Oh, uh, I mean, cake, yeah, birthday cake."
Amon:
Nice rear bumper.
thefifthbot:
If I were a shark I wouldn't mind those girls attacking me in the least. I... hmmm?... oh you mean... never mind...
Amon:
We tried to get Bruce, the shark used in the Jaws movies, but Universal wouldn't let us use it. So we did the next best thing, and got a guy named Bruce.
SilentFilmStar:
Well, now, that's open to interpretation, isn't it? Hmmmmmmm...
Amon:
You know, I'm really tired of the singles scene...
Amon:
"We can turn you into a doughy fat guy in six weeks, or your money back."
NeoTyrant:
"Using this product, I was able to overcome my urges to eat dirt! If that's not success, I don't know what is!"
Pakman:
"I gave my husband True and Chew, and aftter 1 minute of chewing he could only tell the truth! I sued him for his confessions and made a fortune!
The_Ravenous:
That's right! Have you kids committed for only 29.99! Call now!
Zwiel17:
"ARGH! You're right, Jimmy! It was a skunk, not a badger!"
Zwiel17:
"Ah, honey this bed is almost as satisfying as the sex we just had..." oO"Should I tell him he was shagging the covers...?"Oo