rick12string:
Recently discovered photo of Martha Stewart's semen bath shocks thousands.
Amon:
"I know it sounds shocking, Mom, but you're not getting any younger. I say go get your freak on with the happy little guy!"
Lanzman:
EggMcShuttle approaching station, prepare for docking.
BeeperMan:
Now Billy, if you tell daddy where you hid the remote, he won't be forced to make you watch Comedy Central again.
Amon:
Well, I'm glad to see that Sylvester McCoy lost a little weight. He was looking like a blood-gorged tick for a while.
Agent_Moldy:
"Pest" -- John Hughes's updated version of "The Scarlet Letter."
Lanzman:
She's smiling cuz she knows what's in those McNuggets and we don't.
TheVampyrNate:
So we're either in Los Angeles, Spain, or Leonardo Dicaprio's private sauna...
Lanzman:
Rabbit turds can be really yummy if you feed the rabbits the right kind of food.
zombiewoof68:
WHOA! Check out the unit on the doughboy!
Mr_Grant:
It's an earring AND an IUD. Kids today-- so modern.
Mr_Grant:
It's my dream to build a cabin out at Ricki Lake. Retire and spend the days fishin' & watching daytime TV talk shows...
Amon:
A Chinese soldier can't have a yellow streak, so...
Lanzman:
Wow, I didn't know Home Depot carried ass-crack scratching posts.
Mr_Grant:
*Jackson! Stonewall Jackson! You better not be reading Uncle Tom's Cabin under the covers!* "Yes, General Lee."
cyoungdahl:
You burned my love letters from George Clooney?! You bastard!
Mr_Grant:
Luther Vandross Moving & Storage.
Lanzman:
"Yew boys got real purty mouths..."