zombiewoof68:
Tune in as Geraldo Rivera shows us what is... "Inside Al Capone's VCR." Tonight on FOX!
Mr_Grant:
*May contain naturally occuring subtances*
zombiewoof68:
Earl found he got the most out of his "Voyeurs Anonymous" meetings when he just hung around outside and watched.
mst3kim:
Why do you keep reminding me that you carry sizes 2-26? My butt is not that big, OK?!!!
NewsBeat02:
You don't look like a size 26--- Well, actually, I want a really expensive tablecloth.. My Inlaws are coming...
NewsBeat02:
Why sniffing White Out is illegal: A sneeze can cost you your life.
Vaelyn:
Reservoir Dogs goes to the Supreme Court
RolanDeHay:
"Young George Washington, did you open that cherry scented cleaner?" / "I cannot tell a Lysol."
UnReality:
"How do we do it? It's best you don't know that, in case this ever comes to trial."
IClaydius:
Now this is what you see if you do your taxes on drugs, any questions?
CrowJunkie:
A Working Version of Caption This!
kingcrim:
Call this Toll-Free number to file a complaint with the Sci-Fi Channel
eowyn:
Could Sci Fi sue for copyright infringement?
bpkanupp:
Bob was fired after his boss caught him wasting two hours at work by chasing a droplet of water around his desk with a straw.
eowyn:
Curses! Foiled again!
eowyn:
With a flash of fear and utter horror, Norman saw the TV and suddenly remembered the very thing he had run from all his adult life...
SpaceToast:
The Superbowl Halftime show, featuring world-premier footage of the Vice President's new colon polyp.
ToonFiend:
Yes. My head IS too large for my face. Thank you for noticing.