AustinThreeSixteen:
"...however, fucking the girl in the backseat is your problem."
Billy_Zoom:
The alien vessel strongly resembles a gigantic feminine massager...
porpoise:
Toilet paper for bigger butts.
smartfellow:
Actually, there were three skinny men trapped in this fat guy's body.
Billy_Zoom:
He's giving birth to an eight pound invisible baby boy...
porpoise:
to get Footloose.
The_Seer:
Looks like that alien from the "Devil In the Dark" episode now has a girlfriend.
The_Seer:
.oO (I just know in my heart that Publishers Clearing House will come to my house this year.)
AustinThreeSixteen:
"Let's see... math book, folder, pen, 9mm, I'm ready for school!"
AustinThreeSixteen:
"Oh no, not Edwards again!"
UpSky2:
I'm no more pleased to see him than he is to see me.
rick12string:
The blender incident almost destroyed Muffy's high school experience...
The_Seer:
.oO (Dear John... I'm leaving you for another man. Enjoy the sandwich I made you for lunch. Signed: Your wife, Jill.)
Spatch:
...presented in watered-down basic cable format on Comedy Central tomorrow. "And one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my (FIST!)"
snooperboy:
This is why phone operators should not drink pure lemon juice.
Betrayer:
I have biscuits n gravy for breakfast everyday.
Wolfie_Angel_Lucky1:
"And when I turn my head this way, I look like an old frog with white skin."
rick12string:
Hilarious photo of Brad spraying breath spray and preparing to pounce on a dark haired beauty that turned out to be a member of the Black Crowes...