juxtapo: "Onstar my ass! How and why did we wind up at a Druid's Convention!?!" |
juxtapo: dictoral definition of "stacked melons" |
Amon: Free Cini Stix for only $9.99? What a deal! |
Amon: "...and be sure to check out the night sky. In the northern sky, you should be able to see Saturn, and not even need a telescope! This is a rare event on Earth." |
Amon: PUMAT of John Edward, James Earl Jones, and Mother Abigail. |
AlanPartridge: Another great place to hide your mother in-law's body. |
LauraPower85: Looks like George Clooney needs another face lift. |
JRavenCET: Shrek's older brother. |
bluedreams: *--We'll catch your semen.* |
Tsunade: Oh my my! Oh hell yes! |
Chief_McCleod: Act now and you'll also receive this limited edition "Rocketeer" commemerative plate. |
Xexus: Cowboy hats and hemorhoids... sooner or later, every asshole gets one |
zombiewoof68: "Do you have all the Christmas lights up yet, honey?" "Almost, dear!" |
scifi_cookie: ...because in a Kia, you won't have that many anyway. |
hillbillynurse: My deodorant used to smell refreshing. Now, you can kill in 15 seconds or less with Pitsaway. |
Kota: Wooo-Haaa, we made it. Utah!!! All the free salt you could EVER want! |
Archris: "Do you think we should save our hamster? I think it's drowning." "No, if it can't swim, then the bastard doesn't deserve to live." |
Paintboy: First place award: Worst Sammy Davis Jr. Impersonation |
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