"Commercials Page 42 (2002)"






juxtapo:
"Onstar my ass! How and why did we wind up at a Druid's Convention!?!"


juxtapo:
dictoral definition of "stacked melons"


Amon:
Free Cini Stix for only $9.99? What a deal!


Amon:
"...and be sure to check out the night sky. In the northern sky, you should be able to see Saturn, and not even need a telescope! This is a rare event on Earth."


Amon:
PUMAT of John Edward, James Earl Jones, and Mother Abigail.


AlanPartridge:
Another great place to hide your mother in-law's body.


LauraPower85:
Looks like George Clooney needs another face lift.


JRavenCET:
Shrek's older brother.


bluedreams:
*--We'll catch your semen.*


Tsunade:
Oh my my! Oh hell yes!


Chief_McCleod:
Act now and you'll also receive this limited edition "Rocketeer" commemerative plate.


Xexus:
Cowboy hats and hemorhoids... sooner or later, every asshole gets one


zombiewoof68:
"Do you have all the Christmas lights up yet, honey?" "Almost, dear!"


scifi_cookie:
...because in a Kia, you won't have that many anyway.


hillbillynurse:
My deodorant used to smell refreshing. Now, you can kill in 15 seconds or less with Pitsaway.


Kota:
Wooo-Haaa, we made it. Utah!!! All the free salt you could EVER want!


Archris:
"Do you think we should save our hamster? I think it's drowning." "No, if it can't swim, then the bastard doesn't deserve to live."


Paintboy:
First place award: Worst Sammy Davis Jr. Impersonation



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