juxtapo:
"Onstar my ass! How and why did we wind up at a Druid's Convention!?!"
juxtapo:
dictoral definition of "stacked melons"
Amon:
Free Cini Stix for only $9.99? What a deal!
Amon:
"...and be sure to check out the night sky. In the northern sky, you should be able to see Saturn, and not even need a telescope! This is a rare event on Earth."
Amon:
PUMAT of John Edward, James Earl Jones, and Mother Abigail.
AlanPartridge:
Another great place to hide your mother in-law's body.
LauraPower85:
Looks like George Clooney needs another face lift.
JRavenCET:
Shrek's older brother.
bluedreams:
*--We'll catch your semen.*
Tsunade:
Oh my my! Oh hell yes!
Chief_McCleod:
Act now and you'll also receive this limited edition "Rocketeer" commemerative plate.
Xexus:
Cowboy hats and hemorhoids... sooner or later, every asshole gets one
zombiewoof68:
"Do you have all the Christmas lights up yet, honey?" "Almost, dear!"
scifi_cookie:
...because in a Kia, you won't have that many anyway.
hillbillynurse:
My deodorant used to smell refreshing. Now, you can kill in 15 seconds or less with Pitsaway.
Kota:
Wooo-Haaa, we made it. Utah!!! All the free salt you could EVER want!
Archris:
"Do you think we should save our hamster? I think it's drowning." "No, if it can't swim, then the bastard doesn't deserve to live."
Paintboy:
First place award: Worst Sammy Davis Jr. Impersonation