GypsySwitch:
Proof positive that our towels make finer runners that the leading competitor.
GypsySwitch:
Meanwhile, in the lockerrom after the game... "We could'a beat Slytheryn, we just had an off day. We played a good game, and I think next time will be..."
Crash69:
Yes... I've finally overcome impotence!!!
KirkShatner:
Cripes, dad's not even out of the driveway yet and mom's already banging the milkman!
Forkboy:
Whoa! I think *I* got to the bitchin' water bong!
Forkboy:
Got yellow teeth? Try a glass of Clorox!
GHOSTDOG:
Where can I hide my blow -up doll...
mrv3000:
"Hon, you don't mind if I suck on your hair, do you?"
GHOSTDOG:
Welcome to the neighborhood, would you be interested in joining our wife-swapping club?
LauraPowers85:
That car must be old. It has a cataract.
LauraPowers85:
That morning dose of crack sure does wake me up. I'm so glad I'm not addicted to coffee anymore. That stuff'll kill ya.
Peoplebrox:
"What's that guy doing with that blindfold and all those knives?"
Peoplebrox:
Professor Finklestein's latest invention: a life-sized blow-up doll
KIPPAGE:
"Watch what happens when I cut this high tension Bowflex band with a small blowtorch as he pulls it down!"
David_Stark:
A toilet's eye view of tha Attack of the Scrubbing Bubbles...
Dankerella:
The Colonel's "new" food pyramid: 34 servings of starches, 12 servings of mayo, 5 servings of brown liquid.
Mr_Bad_Movie:
All the colesterol your heart can barely handle! Right there on one plate!!!
Dankerella:
Behold what your grandparents lived by, what your parents heard about, and what tomorrow's kids will never meet: The Holy Bible.