lil_amish_boy:
lil_amish, relaxing in her boudoir (oh, I wish!)
lil_amish_boy:
I'm going to name my first-born daughter Nicorette, isn't that a funny coincidence?
lil_amish_boy:
Somebody is just about to push somebody else in front of a speeding train.
lil_amish_boy:
Valerie Bertinelli? What's she doin on SciFi?
Short_Round:
"You want me to deliver all THESE papers?!"
Short_Round:
That bra looks so uncomfortable. Here, let me help you with that...
Short_Round:
Unfortunately, that other .1 % is the Ebola virus.
Short_Round:
"AAHHHH! This is the only work I can get now is these damned Tremors movies!"
owyn999:
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe... And then someone shrunk it
CrazyBob:
Gay nerds?
pearliepie1:
Hey, you're hot, little lady. "Not on your life, you old geezer.You're johnson probably looks like an old dried up pickle."
jildo:
ooOO(Is that a Clark bar?)
jildo:
Looks like Noah Wyle gained some weight.
jildo:
I'm wearing my girlfriend's bikini underwear, and I like it!
jildo:
Hi, boys and girls. I'm Mookie, the theiving crackhead who lives in the alley behind your school.
Indomitus:
"It's a 3-hour drive, grandma. Do try to stay quiet. And try not to crush the presents by moving around too much."
blablover5:
If you squint really hard you can almost make out the SOL in the middle
d1jeditech:
Catwoman's dayplanner, EVERY STINKING DAY!!!