E_B_A:
Toyota: brought to you by Ray Charles
Coakley:
And now back to "Fishing with Golf Clubs."
Idiotbox98:
"And Shaq misses ANOTHER free throw. When is the madness gonna stop?!?!"
sad_blackbird:
--ah, the life of a SciFi capper
Et_Tu_Brute:
We now return to "Stare directly at the Sun" theater
davey23:
Yes... the Horsey Sauce is laced... but for a limited time only!
Glome:
It's late at night, and the Maryland sniper dozes in his comfortable bed, dreaming of his next victim. Oh look, how cute, a little red laser dot on his head!
Amon_ster:
"See buddy? I told you that if you close your eyes and think of Kathy Ireland, that this hand-job would feel good. Just sit back and enjoy the ride."
NinjaScrollz:
Hey honey, look another mail bomb! Those darn kids, they're such rascals.
bpkanupp:
So she's the one with the laser pointer everytime I go to the movies...
Machival:
You think you're a big MAAAAAN, ceiling? Huh? HUH? 'C'MON! C'MON! I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN!
LauraPowers85:
Germans being very sexually open people, this young fraulein decides to share her newly bought dildo with the people in the Subway car.
SunnyD:
Man, after 30 years, I still suck at making sand angels.
poor_puss:
Looks like it was a total bilateral mastectomy.
judas:
Now in the new industrial size.
SunnyD:
I dunno Jared... you look better on the commercials
Sithborg:
Old lady Hackmeier continues her stake out of her neighbor's suspected drug dealings.
eyeLoveForkboy:
Me, Gibson, handcuffs and a bottle of chocolate sauce. Why? What's yours?