Phantosmos:
Ben was happy to see that his best friend was smiling again, that is until the parasitic alien flew from his mouth.
hairfairy:
To conserve bags, Fred likes to use 1 Jumbo size shopping bag at the market.
rminor:
What's this: the "Fat Passenger Must Buckle Up" indicator?
rminor:
"Mutants Must Buckle Up"
rminor:
"I love my daddy even though he lost his head due to cancer."
TheDiva:
"I'm afraid the diagnosis is not good. You suffer from a rare disease known as Fox Mulder syndrome..."
KIPPAGE:
"Uh... Mulder, why do you have your penis out?"
lil_amish_pumpkin:
Sprint? I can barely walk!
lil_amish_pumpkin:
Oh, yecch! I'm not even going to ask how his shorts got so dirty.
Zoogicub:
"Holy sh#t! That was an awesome shot!"
butteredghost:
...semen doesn't
pearliepie1:
And next on VH1 does Cher have a life without Sonny?
Et_Tu_Brute:
I'm wearing new socks!
Et_Tu_Brute:
All caught up in the moment... Karen launches a futile attempt to start the wave.
Mythew:
I see a horsey, and a bunny, and OH MY GOD MY EYES THE SUN SO BRIGHT AAAA!
Amon_ster:
"Hey, look! I got a 'Biggie', too!" "Yeah. You keep telling yourself that, white-bread."
Amon_ster:
Dwight Yokum looks behind him, waiting for his acting career to catch back up.
bargainbrandbeing:
"Here, see for yourself... this gum has already lost its flavor."