Amon:
Yeah, our office has one of those, too. We call her Little Hitler. What? Oh, that says "depot." My bad.
HenryBemis:
It was in Walmart's aisle 34: Toiletries where Jim realized one-stop shopping would be the death of him.
Lanzman:
3... 2... 1... Make rocket go now!!
empressv:
Damn! I *knew* I should have taken door #3!
Agent_Moldy:
Manheim the Hutt!
Ramon3k:
Ike's finally getting rid of Tina for good.
ABServo:
So... it's $5.97?? Kind of steep, isn't it??
Ramon3k:
The remaining Brady's at the 50 year reunion.
Mr_Bad_Movie:
Wow! Pinnocio is going to get laid!!!
The_Seer:
Nerd showdown at the local Circuit City.
num:
Hey Josh, remember that cat we found...
Jediaces:
Yes, you too can get your woman on her knees. Just spray a little there and there you have it.
GrassRanger:
For full drinkng instructions and free downloadable how-to video, go to slimfast.com. It's your life, we're just telling you how to live it!
Kosmo:
"Yep, just mowin' the lake with my invisible lawn mower."
Zuckuss11120:
Is that Michael Jackson holding that pencil?
Buffoon:
The Russian Women's Weightlifting Champion
_Megatron_:
Advil in the 4th by knockout.
Billy_Zoom:
Saaay, her bra looks like its filled with breasts... nice.