SpiritZombie:
WOW! Lip insurance for $20 a month!
HearseLover:
"Oops. Swallowed my tongue again."
Phantosmos:
"...and some day, my dear, I will rule New York with an iron pinky!"
HearseLover:
A good first page for a scrapbook!
jono:
Ya see! When you take God's bearclaw, He gets really pissed!
Amon:
"YOU slept with Amon, too?!" "Oh yeah, isn't he just the GREATEST?!" "Oh YES! He's a god!"
LauraPower85:
Harrison has a way of making women slutty, even the Amish.
ddelony:
Go on! Jump! You know you want to!
Smoker6:
Yes, it's hard to fill up a water balloon during a rainstorm, but sometimes you just have to persevere.
davey23:
Oh... you found that out about Suzie, too.. eh? The girl has a MAJOR AMC fetish...
Mr_Grant:
Jerry Narron's signal means "I'm going to be fired so the Rangers can afford to keep paying A-Rod's motivational hynpnotist."
Phantosmos:
As Mulder pushed himself harder, the more paranormal objects he saw.
gleeb:
No, I didn't use the salad tongs. You gonna make me, punk?
Mr_Grant:
*Yes? A question.* "Mr Mulder, was my computer a product of alien technology?" *Is it Windows?* "Yes." *Then Yes. Specifically, Reticulants.*
Phantosmos:
Shatner frightens the populace by yodeling on television.
Phantosmos:
One evening, the dinner table paradoxically sat down to eat Timmy.
Phantosmos:
The Cigarette Smoking Man discovered that he can secretly aid the destruction of Earth in just about any form.
Phantosmos:
The Limbaughs laugh at George upon discovering that his Len Mean Grilling Machine cooks better than he can.