Randal_Flagg:
"Want to know where Sirius is? 20 bucks, and you will know."
rminor:
Either she's rebooting, or someone shoud press CTRL + ALT + DEL...
Randal_Flagg:
I actually liked the little planet in the corner more than their new station logo.
Randal_Flagg:
Saturn is caught in the Nexus, and lives out it's fantasy that Sci Fi Channel never heard of it.
rminor:
Now THIS is Sci-Fly.
Randal_Flagg:
This big-company sponsorship has gotten out of hand. The White House is now sponsored by Walgreens?
rminor:
Reason #107 not to take acid before you see Episode II: Attack of the Clones.
zeroskater80:
"No, I could swear I'm right this time, the men's room is just down the hall by the Pepsi machine..."
MrZyzyk:
Ripe for revolution!
MrZyzyk:
Alien porno shot
MrZyzyk:
"You're drunk again, grandma, aren't you?"
HoneyT:
It's an army of push-pins.
MSTzilla:
Monica Lewinski's "Condom pick of the Day" page gets lots of hits from "Bubba 1."
ArchHallJr:
"Dude... I got some cool kiddie porn over here. Wanna see?"
HoneyT:
The lining of a goat's pancreas?
ArchHallJr:
Fact: At least *one* of these people needs clean shorts now.
mistie406:
If I may, sir. I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication. This code is not used by the Alliance. It could be an Imperial code.
HoneyT:
Introducing the new and improved Silly Putty Dildo! Brings more "bang" to your buck!