Destroyah_13:
"Hey, Monolith, trying a new look? Love the curves!" "Thanks, I've been working out and all."
poncho_monkey:
Wow! Those daytime running lights really do work! How could it be seen without them?
MSTzilla:
Bobby swore that his father actually swerved *towards* squirrels and chipmunks, just so he'd have to clean the guts from the wheels.
Destroyah_13:
Fly Harpooning: Because Whales are too easy.
Randal_Flagg:
It wasn't until his adult years that Superman found that it was more convenient to attach the cape, rather than just hold it while flying.
Randal_Flagg:
...and in other news, Buffoon's ex-wife's heart is still as black as night.
Destroyah_13:
"Little does C-3PO and ED-209 know that R2-D2 is backstage, and has been listening to them talking about their one-night data-sharing."
Destryah_13:
"So kid, wanna come inside for candy after you finish your job?" "I dunno mister, momma said never to trust no one with Toho's head comming out of their arms."
Joshua_the_samurai:
Geez, hope we have more time than that...
Destroyah_13:
"You are getting sleepy. Our number excites you. You cannot wait to dial the number."
DrDemento:
I'd eat at Burger King if my cup levitated like that.
Destroyah_13:
"So what you're saying is that all he left me was his Pac-Man Arcade Machine?" "Well, it's a really nice machine."
Randal_Flagg:
Our telemarketers would eventually find the number anyway. So just stick with the one number, and save yourself a little cash.
Randal_Flagg:
Is it me? Or does that can of wood stripper look like a pissed-off clown?
Randal_Flagg:
No WONDER your feet are always so cold! You have ice cubes inside them!
Destroyah_13:
Having the leaders of the Axis painted on his car did not make Harry a very popular guy.
Dante83:
Next on Lifetime, we'll castrate a live male!
Dante83:
I don't like this new Brady Bunch as much.