Without_Wings:
If you can guess which window will produce a Suicide, YOU GET ALL HIS WORLDY POSSESSIONS AFTER HE DIES! YAY!
zombiewoof68:
Tender fillets of Soccer Goalie, batter-dipped and fried to a golden brown! Yum yum!
zombiewoof68:
"Daddy, why do they keep letting Keanau Reeves make movies?" "I don't know, honey. I... don't know..."
Richer:
I guess the shoe factories didn't help this little girl
MrZyzyk:
Pigeon's eye view--seeking out my fresh-washed car
HoneyT:
"Face it, Harry, we're lost." "No we're not... we left Iowa, and now we're in the Amazon rainforest... how can we be lost?"
HoneyT:
"See this? This is a handy little device which I like to call the 'summa cum lordy'. Use it wisely, my friend." "Um, ma'am, I came in here to use your phone."
HoneyT:
If that's where your heart is, then you've got a major problem.
elKapitan:
Ah, the power of irony. Shaq is being engulfed by a huge burger!
Warrior_Kalia:
Guy: Yeah, Bill? It's me, Charlie; listen, I have a serial killer in front of me right now and- Oh... um... just... cleaning my ear...
Heisenberg:
If you don't buy my damned product, I *will* strip naked and do her right here--close-ups on my hairy bum *will* dominate your tv screen! Buy this stuff now!
Warrior_Kalia:
Marian: *shnaww* Wha? Oh! Um, right... And that's the forecast, whether you like it or not.
rminor:
The call is coming from inside the house!!!
GlitterRock:
"...no, I can't come in today. Why? Cause my hair's the BEST it'll ever look today! I ain't wasting it on work!"
MSTzilla:
...a bald old guy with a lolly pop.
rminor:
Captain, they are usually... bigger... on Vulcan men.
Randal_Flagg:
We put them out on DVD just so the poor saps who spent a small fortune on the Columbia House videos will be really pissed.
Billy_Zoom:
Sci-Friday, Scinemasaturday... gimme a break, for Christ's sake.