Bowser497:
Guess who forgot which machine she used?
Archris:
"These voting systems are so confusing! Which hole goes to which candidate?!"
FractleRift:
...AAAAHhhhh ha ha ha! ... I'll show that Rachel BITCH!! ...AAAAHHHHhhh ha ha ha ha!!!
Croooowwww:
Her devious plans were working out quite nicely, everything was going as planned, but an unplanned event was about to foil her happy little victory...
MrZyzyk:
Has done so much blow her nose fell off.
MrZyzyk:
The winning entry in the Sci Fi Modern Art contest.
cian666:
2 bunny rabbits... next a wildebeast mounting a cheetah...
CindyM:
EW! For Women Only! YOU guess what it's for!
UpSky2:
She's only been on hold to get an appointment for about 50 minutes, that's all.
UpSky2:
'Lower plate not yet inserted' smile
144b:
Well, it's not much. But, it's home. So, quit chucking rocks at it!
FractleRift:
SON-UV-A-BITCH!!! It's only 4:48, they're supposed to close at 5!!
FractleRift:
"...and then this PETA doink comes up and says, "Is that REAL fur?" So I says, "Not unless they're GROWING leopard skin cotton!"
butteredtoast:
Ahh crap, hey can someone help me get this out? It really stings!
connyveidt:
Those pesky aliens just won't fry up right. Ain't nuthin' a quart o' mayo won't fix.
wd40:
Hey honey, I killed your mother, now we have enough pork for the bar-be-que.
Amon:
Damn! I told them *not* to break the yolk!
wd40:
...and lo, did the Archangel Joan of Collinswood appear to me in a vision and said, "Why you in the baffroom alla time?"