JohnSteed:
Yeah, nothing like having dead relatives in eternal bliss saying how much better of a time they're having than you are.
JohnSteed:
Buffoon's ex-wife's gets her own movie?
spacehero:
"Permission to grope freely sir!"
spacehero:
"And now to a live feed of the planet and --- HOLY SHIT!"
Amon:
All right! Sci Fi switched us over to "Star Trek III"
spacehero:
Seven thousand if you're killed in action?
chilwil:
$7,000 cash back. That's how embarrassed we are that you took us seriously and bought the car.
Benj121884:
See, thats why reverse eye holes in doors are baaaaaaad
spacehero:
Senior citizen speedwalk marathons. Whee. Or something.
Benj121884:
The baseball bat was ok, the bowling ball was pushing it, but the tree branch pushed it too far...
TyranosaurisRex:
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!
Amon:
If you can get just *one* eye to roll back in the socket like that, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
UnReality:
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to love me long time.
Soozcat:
This year my Aunt Edna participated in the annual Running of the Buicks.
Mr_Grant:
Hurry up, I'm saving you this spo- *BONK*
cajunmoose25:
Is that an armadillo or an armored dildo?
bugwber:
RuPaul... secret government operative.
Amon:
I think it's great that they allow Steve to come to work in drag when the mood strikes him.