Mr13:
Here's to binge drinking Suzy. Prepping for college can indeed be fun.
Mutants_Dad:
Filmed through the crotch panel of a Legg's midnight black pantyhose.
villain:
"Somebody's been raiding Smurfette's closet!"
MrAtomik:
Oh mighty Oreo tower, bestow upon me thy devine chocolatey goodness.
Mr_Grant:
God revamps his corporate logo.
Mr_Grant:
*Come home to the Gumby Collection. From Broyhill. Fine furniture for the way you live.*
KennyBoy:
Hurry! If we don't cap it within 60 seconds, it blows up!
twilight23:
Terrible grammar
Phanto5692:
An English teacher's worst nightmare
girly_girl:
5 travelers in the Mystery Machine. Where's the problem?
Propdude:
To reduce the aging process Meryle Streep puts herself into a decompresion chamber.
girly_girl:
Actually, I think if I had to choose, I would be the "between stage" in this one.
Mr_Grant:
The new version of "Charlie's Angels" is set in Boca Del Vista, Florida and is sponsored by AARP and Geritol.
KennyBoy:
Next on *2025: A Glimpse Ahead*: "Hi, we're the Dixie Chicks for Metamucil."
Mr_Grant:
Totally lost Boston Marathon entrant.
KennyBoy:
"Cook? Oh, no. My kitchen's MUCH too clean to soil with cooking."
elKapitan:
Ally McBeal tried this, but she threw it up anyway.
girly_girl:
Cross between Val Kilmer, John Denver and the Crocodile Hunter.