mmay1:
It looks great til you realize she's Jeffrey Dahmer's mother.
mmay1:
Not the right answers, but we never said that did we?
mmay1:
Alec Baldwin in "Beverly Hills 9012OLD"
pink_spider:
All bow before the Bee god!
Maple_Leaves:
When you want to turn your family dinner into a landing strip...
gazzy:
Try new Ramsey reusable condoms... our slogan says it all.
bobby_tuesday:
Then God said "Let there be Chili's". And all the creatures of the desert began construction, and He saw that it was good. And it was so.
shorty3k:
Consider us part of the family, just like a... Big Brother of sorts.
BoySetsFire:
In any social situation, it's important to leave the bathroom stall with a determined look upon your face.
JohnSteed:
The Lady Macbeth soon realizes that Lava soap even takes away psychological spots of blood...
Amon:
keogh? Anubis suffering from a migraine in a sand storm? *DING-DING-DING* Correct!
TyranosaurisRex:
I hope she doesn' mix that up with her pepper spray.
Aravyandrea:
May the force be with you, Luke...
Amon:
Iowa State Cyclones men's basketball team playing in the first round of the NCAA Tournament.
Aravyandrea:
Ahh yes... the YMCA... It's fun to stay at the YMCA
TyranosaurisRex:
Fred is having his reoccuring nightmare where he tries to name all four of the Marx brothers.
JohnSteed:
Just as long as you're not Cat People. Especially the remake ones.
Amon:
"Uh... nothing, dear." "Ted! Yes, you make an attractive woman. But for the last time, *QUIT WEARING MY CLOTHES*!"