Short_Round:
The Nexus is approaching! *No, that was the LAST movie!
Tsunade:
Yeah, I'm pretty much the vampire around here. Ladies, you may touch my leather robes. I'll show you my coffin if you'd like.
spa:
humgowa! I want sexy car!
Short_Round:
In a bizarre book/movie mishap, we end up with "Chariots of the Gods Must Be Crazy"
Gern:
The new Subaru Outback: Perfect for scaring the living shit outta indiginous cultures.
Short_Round:
The number one shampoo chosen by mimes.
Gern:
Poop and pee: always two great colors for your fast food restaurant uniforms...
dirty_dishes:
Shrooms of the Future!!!
astrodust:
"Norman? Norman? ... OhmyGod... blood, mother! BLOOD!!" (**cue Bernard Herrmann soundtrack - - now**)
astrodust:
The words are just going in one side and out the other...
eggzover:
An aged Peter Pan attempts to get middle-aged businessmen to fly with him... with only middling success.
astrodust:
"...then ten, then eleven, and it just gets out-of-control after that."
eggzover:
"...and in other news today, the falling water tower from "F Troop" crushed the Sci-Fi Logo today. Damage is estimated at $0.29."
JohannGambolputty:
Breast Wishes, from Hallmark!
JohannGambolputty:
America Online? Looks more like America on methamphetamines, to me!
blindmelonjelly:
Making the executives at Fox look respectable for almost a decade!
Dhalo:
And so the motto of the 21st Centrury was born...
Funboy1615:
Police evidence photo of items found in Winona Ryders purse.