Itzart:
I have heartburn for you... I mean, my heart burns for you... I mean... who does your taxes?
HerkyOJerky:
Melissa demonstrates how she extracts blood from female donors nipples!!!
HerkyOJerky:
And I hope your 2 Brothers are nailing lots of chicks on your current Hanson tour...
TreksterH:
We just sent the pictures we took of you doing YMCA to all your potential lovers. Do you have anything to say?
sickcat:
You just won the "Ugliest Man in Portland" contest. How do you feel?
stareater:
SciFi's new logo is, appropriately enough, a swirling toilet.
UpSky2:
This load of greasy interruption belongs to Thirteen Ghosts. Patent pending destruction by an angry mob.
Adelbus:
Now, honey... I told you if you had the garlic chicken, I didn't want to get close... now breathe out the window...
g:
Hair lip Harry prepares for his date: "Pweggy yowr haiwr smewls sooooo nice. Mway I kiss youw?"
gleeb:
Bill just couldn't get the hang of being a Jehovah's Witness.
Billy_Zoom:
Drive-by shooting courtesy of "Luxury Limo" of South Central, LA...
jack_routers:
Windows XP. Now in Quixote mode.
jack_routers:
Prince William, eager to please his female guests, shows off his "Zoolander" face to wild applause.
jack_routers:
How Stella got her nads back. "Honey... ouch... OUCH..."
jack_routers:
Young Logan was universally hated in school...
Beedo:
Pop-Up Video goes to Kindergarten.
Indomitus:
And two seconds later, their kindergarten teacher was soaked.
The_Seer:
Ray Romano in "Everyone Loves Cheese!"