The_Seer:
Christina Aguilera as Traci Lords doing Elvira.
lowfi:
"Listen, the only way you'll get me in bed is with some tequilla and roofies..." Sorry, flashed back to prom
McCabre12082:
They saw an Alpo comercial
zombiewoof68:
...my skull would be getting fatter and fatter and fatter and...
zombiewoof68:
A&E finally succumbs to the lowbrow ratings demographics.
forsakenlord:
Whoa. Man, the acustics are going to be great in here...
forsakenlord:
and this is the sperm in its natural environment...
MrAtomik:
That's not ME... do I look all flat and 2 dimensional to you?
mrman486:
No I am not Brad Pitt and I do not have Julia Roberts tied up in my trunk yelling and screaming for mercy... Um.. I didn't ask you that, Mr. Pitt.
AustinThreeSixteen:
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM-ber
Billy_Zoom:
This laptop makes an exellent foot rest.
AustinThreeSixteen:
How come he gets a bitch viewmaster and I am stuck with that little red thing?
Vicious:
She just gave birth to her third child, but she doesn't care 'cause we switched her Folger's Decaf with a crapload of Benadryl!
BlakHat1:
"Kill them all? Send you all the money in the bank account? OK Miss Cleo!"
cajunmoose25:
It was heartbreaking when Angel found out her true love was nothing more than a mannequin.
KIPPAGE:
"Hell==ll==P... I-I-IM Max Headroom Trapppped innn A+++AAAn X-Files Re-RUnnnnn!"
Hinermad:
Richie Cunningham, age 6, just couldn't get enough Vienna sausages.
nashtbrutusandshort:
o/~ I'm Christopher Walken'... yes indeed... I'm Christopher Talken'... 'bout you and me... o/~