Brentage:
As Tony continued to work out, he remained unaware that Jim was stealthily checking out his ass.
Soozcat:
As you can see, gentlemen, Chameleon Lass subtly shifts to match background colors, making her ideal for espionage work.
SlightlyPeevedMax:
How many porn channels!?
yojazzy:
Yes, you patriotic saps, send me money and I'll spend it on more antharax. Signed, Osama. PS: thank you for the socks.
HoneyT:
Welcome to the Really Cheap, Forced-Perspective Grape Jelly Made to Look like a Storm Tales from the Crypt.
Amon:
Hey, they're right! That clock says three in the afternoon.
Amon:
Give me a "peace" of that "tampon."
Saltydog:
...and this is Michael Jackson on drugs. Any questions?
jondapicam:
Uh... scrotum?
Saltydog:
Bill just couldn't get the hang of being a Jehovah's Witness.
Saltydog:
Thelma and Louise's Vegas Vacation
bugwber:
The Cock-Tease twins wave goodbye to another boy they've emotionally eviscerated.
JoNanite:
Eatin' Good, but Grammar Bad.
jondapicam:
"Hello, honey? Yeah, remember when I told you I was really bad at kayaking? You're not gonna belive this!"
Ferd_Berfel:
This hiring freeze isn't going to affect my token black engineer status, right?
PunkServo:
So THAT's what sex with Angelina Jolie is like...
Coakley:
"Darn it, where is that bird that usually cleans my teeth?"
gleeb:
She's the happiest morgue attendant!