Amon:
PUMAT of Walter Koenig, Elton John and The Visible Man.
darwindot:
I love walking on skylights.
sergy:
Our 5 gallon jug of Industrial strength Epil-stop removed the hair from Robin Williams back! And "some" skin.
CrazyBob:
Call now to receive your free brochure "How to make millions artificially inseminating livestock in your spare time"
HerkyOJerky:
Hulk like bimbo slut this much!!!!!!!
JurassicPork:
Looks as if the design engineers fought over whether to go for the retro look or not and finally compromised.
BS_Humor:
Y'know, from up here, the Tron characters look just like ants...
SlightlyPeevedMax:
Cleans every nook-n-cranny! And it's great on crackers!
Hinermad:
Scientists claim that the first symptom of Tylenol abuse is blurred vision - especially at the ends of sentences. Why take chances? Switch to Advil!
NurseNoir:
There goes the last lingering shred of my heterosexuality. In fact, any lesbianism I had is gone, too...
Hinermad:
I've seen coneheaded babies before, but this little guy must have been born sideways!
Raven__:
Blood going down a toliet?
quamp1:
The American Express CBS card: The card that helps fund Survivor.
amycamus:
Starring Shirley Jones! David Cassidy! Susan Dey! Danny Bonaduce!
Generik:
"I'll show you my cream cheese if you show me your salami." "Deal."
Geier:
"So, he said, like, are you easy? And I said, like, what-EV-er. And he said gnarly! but I said like, psych! Bitchin', huh?"
Triten:
"...You've got the urge to Herbal..."
Triten:
"This is a pirate broadcast from the Monkey Liberation Movement. We are letting you know that we will no longer dance for organ grinders. Our hour is at hand!"