porpoise:
...and then she utters that classic line, 'I used to have a pretty mind.'
Crow_T_Werewolf:
Mmmmmm
Crow_T_Werewolf:
*shipping and handling will cost you your soul*
Amon:
He was sprinkled with Fairy dust.
GoodKingWencesLood:
"Errrrrgh! I knew I shouldn't have cut down on the Metamucil..."
Short_Round:
The fine print says: Alcohol may reduce your overall number of brain cells.
Short_Round:
Little Billy decides to see how the submarine he got for Christmas will stand up to the rinse cycle.
JohnSteed:
Do we REALLY need a series remake of All in the Family? Do we really need a mini-series of Dune for that matter?
Short_Round:
That's what happens when you get a gecco hooked on phone sex. He'll hump any phone he comes across.
Short_Round:
Bad synchronized swimming accident.
Short_Round:
Now THAT'S a Jedi! Able to read the paper while levitating a goldfish!
Granty_Claus:
Some sort of valium-fueled suburban housewife flamenco performance.
MoldyLouWho:
"Hello, 911? Yes, I tried to sci-fi myself and -- yes, I know it was stupid, but I was home all alone, and lonely..."
gowest:
With the Empire State building in phase with Jupiter, you can tell we will have another bad harvest this year.
AntiChristmas:
"Ok, there's Jimmy's retainer... you kids and your French kissing..."
Grinchman:
I thought digital TV would be better than this.
Nos4a2turtledoves:
YingYang! Stop that this instant. And here I thought you only did that while capping.
alexgariepy:
Would you like some Fris with that? Ow!