Poke_Amon:
And Jaws claims yet another victim...
Bugnost:
"We wanted a cake, not Lincoln's hat covered in cream..."
GlitterRock:
Critics around the country are applauding Tom Green's suicide.
amycamus:
"I scored! Look at all this stuff I found under the homeless shelter Christmas tree!"
amycamus:
Oh no! I think I voted for John Edward! *%$^%&*#(@#^! confusing ballots!
amycamus:
Junior's misguided attempt to open a sea anemonae with a standard can opener met with disasterous results.
DiscoToe:
"I'm sorry ma'am, but you're pool's pregnant. Also, your daughter's pH balance is a little high."
BlakHat1:
Eureka! The Mother Lode of Powdered Donuts!
amycamus:
This guy kills me. Every time.
NickDanger:
Yes! Tron! I love this movie!
DiscoToe:
Yet another rocker for Christ. Sad, really...
cambria36:
Elmer's particular brand of Zen requires him to poke himself in the eye with his Norelco.
UnReality:
"This capping... is there money in it?" "No, sir." "Chicks then? There's got to be hot chicks." "You would think so, wouldn't you? But no, sir, no hot chicks."
UnReality:
"No, it's expensive AND tacky, silly!"
Lu_Bu:
Looks like she brought her own raincoat.
amycamus:
"So... how was the Everest climb?"
amycamus:
"I have $500! $500 for the French article 'le'! Do I hear $1000? $500, going once! $500, going twice!"
alexgariepyk:
How the Grinch stole Elton John.