TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
I'll give you $5 to aim this laser pointer at your eye!
liquid7:
Girl: I grabed it like this and yanked that muther out of socket!!! *other girl* You go girl!
ScutFarkas:
Hey! Christmas rapping!
ScutFarkas:
"Damn, this alien genitalia is SO hard to figure out! Where the hell is the G-spot, anyway?"
ReinaLoca:
Have you seen me?
YingYang:
Bertha charges the same, only it's MOUTH, not MONTH...
alexgariepy:
...Raiden? FIGHT!
alexgariepy:
I guess plastic surgery and sex changes fit into this category, too?
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
French Laptops in Manhattan? It's *almost* a porno title...
JohnSteed:
"The white zone is for the loading and unloading of funny jokes. There is to be no funny jokes in the red zone..."
deadparrot:
"Look, you're sweet, okay, but you're a dork. I mean, cut the damn sideburns already!"
SpaceToast:
In the wake of the tragedy, treetop star one-upmanship laws were passed in the majority of preplanned suburbia.
Beedo:
Someone spiked his coffee with crystal meths again, didn't they?
girly_girl:
Oh no! Grover's hide is being tanned!
Randal_Flagg:
Christmas crossovers: "Mary... phone... home..."
Randal_Flagg:
Braun: The electric shaver that God uses.
JohnSteed:
Yup, the new Radiohead album is pretty damn innovative, but one can't stop from dozing off in the middle of it...
Randal_Flagg:
Welcome to "The Crazy World of Arthur Brown"