JediClone:
If Flagg had gotten a hardon for Mother Abigail instead... "we're all corncobs and *this* is a ratfield! ahahahahaha"
Mr_Grant:
PUMAT Rene Russo, Sally Potter and Michelle Pfeiff- hey, wait a minute...
JoeCrow:
Phil Africa's Death Cries, not much of a bonus
Hippie:
So you know what I'm saying, right? Sometimes you just get these "Young hot sluts bare all for you" junk e-mails even if you've never been to a site. Right?
JoeCrow:
After 3 weeks straight at www.bigasstitties.com Herb's hand just stayed like that
Mr_Grant:
It’ll teach you how to write at Stephen King speed!
Hippie:
Assholes! You're supposed to pretend you can't see the song titles! Cut! Let's give it another take.
JoeCrow:
Hitchcock's sequel, "The Dirty Window" was never released
Poke_Amon:
Lemme guess. They're from France?
Poke_Amon:
That better be some damn good butter.
PilgrimVolGsngMan:
As a service to our viewers, this is what it's like to talk to a girl
GlitterRock:
Chandler Bing is... the Highlander! *whoosh*
Mr_Grant:
Come on Miss Ronstadt, do a song for us! Whaddaya say everybody? *applause*
GlitterRock:
That annoying PEPSI girl is prepared for her long-delayed execution.
FredPAC:
This afternoon that annoying Pepsi girl was shot by firing squad
SideMan:
"Would you care for a blindfold, little Pepsi girl?" "Yes please." "Cigarette?" "No, I'll just have a Pepsi. Bah-bah-bah-bah-" *BANG*
Fuquad:
As they begin the execution of that annoying little Pepsi girl, a large crowd cheers!
GlitterRock:
...Darwin's theory of evolution is crap.