JohnSteed:
Oh crap, it's ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES! Um, I have to go now before I lose my sanity over this!
JoeAnthrax:
Along with Captain Balloon Payment and Colonel Exorbetent Interest Rate!!
echostation:
It's fun to stick one of those charcoal snake fireworks in your ear and light it!
Hinermad:
Now, Daddy, we agreed. I get all the ice cream cones I want, and you get to keep taking me to the cute pediatrician.
teambanzai:
Does Satan want a Pizza Roll? Sit, sit. Satan does not get a Pizza Roll til he learns how to listen to mommy.
IMissMST3K:
Saturday... Saturday... SATURDAY... PayPerView is sponsoring the WWF Tongue WrestleMania!!!
Amon:
Here we see a dramatic re-enactment of the Monica Lewenski/President Clinton fiasco.
Indomitus:
"Um... wasssup?"
FredPAC:
Next Mr Smith will play Beethoven's 5th Symphony with his right armpit
LuvBJones:
It's a beaver's market? Why, yes. Yes, it is!
Vaelyn:
This is what I see after chugging the cough syrup
UnReality:
"How'sabout we cover ourselves in honey mustard and get jiggy by the rotisserie?"
slann_mage777:
"We don't really offer anything, but call this number anyways."
Humoriste:
I'm sorry, sir, the Vulcan National Bank does not accept your ATM card...
YetiMan:
*Is that a wet mark on the front of my pants? Oh, it is okay just act normal.*
TerraWolf:
Being assimilated by the Borg has it's advantages... up-front scheduling, and prompt service.
NuttyJim:
And some still say it was starfish that caused the Titanic to sink.
screaming_fist:
Pork barrel politician