darthmonotonous:
Hey, where you going with my moped?!
Indomitus:
"C'mon ya pansies! Keep running! How can you expect to be Benny Hill sidekicks if you can't even run 5 miles?!? Move it!"
Nos4a2:
"So, which one would you say is easier?"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
You know ladies, there's a lot I could show about rinse, lather and repeat chicka-wow! (gets dbl bitch slapped)
Nukeums:
So it's not a good idea to use 1-800-COLLECT when I'm threatening my ex-wife?
ThickMcRunFast:
Great, Fozzy Bear is one of the Neilsen people
ThickMcRunFast:
Dom Deluise Cam
anti_hero:
The Best of Just For Men Volume one! Own it now on VHS or DVD.
ThickMcRunFast:
Kid Mannix
neMcroAmaGncEer:
Clinical tests show that by using this product you can have a scar just as big and red as the ones shown.
Dragonstud:
Nipples only grow 10% smaller when using toothpaste
LuvBJones:
Our Lady of the It'll Do Cable Station
Hinermad:
(Are they allowed to show this? Oh, that's a hand! Boy, where was MY mind?)
bugwber:
Approved and Easy? Sounds like Monica.
Mr_Grant:
File most-downloaded this month by House of Representatives computers.
Mr_Grant:
To not discontinue in Doublespeak, press 1 now. Once again, to not discontinue in Doublespeak, press the pound sign...
CapMidnight:
"Uh, 'scuse me, miss... do th' hookers in /this/ state give /frequent flyer miles/ if I charge your /favors/ to m' /Visa card/?!?"
JediClone:
Not that big a surpirse that Senator Kelly keeps an autographed photo of Castro in his house.