MMM_Mitchell:
NOTE: Windows NT will no longer support fat, annoying guys in green jackets in the next upgrade.
NurseNoir:
Home cleaning product fetishists, next on "Sick, Sad World."
JorentheCole:
"Oh! These truckers ALWAYS know what to say to me..."
JorentheCole:
"No, really. I actually DO live out of my car."
cambria36:
I thought you said there were "flamingoes" on the lawn.
Torgone:
.oO Threesome Oo. .oO Threesome Oo. .oO Pudding Oo.
YingYang:
FYI: A cum shot could flood an entire ant hill
animebabe:
Seconds to toe crush... 5..... 4.... 3...
Torgone:
I'm normal size... but I'm way up in the air!
Generik:
"Nobody knows the Stuckeys' I've seen..."
Nyssa23:
Call now for hot Helen Hunt phone sex.
MadSigntist:
"Wow, someone has placed HUNDREDS of tiny classified ads!"
GlitterRock:
Fruit Of The Loom enters the competitive soft drink market...
Carnelian_Shade:
"There are no voices, there are no voices, there are no voices... damnit, where's my medication?"
TrezKu:
(crossing fingers) Blade Runner! Blade Runner! Blade Runner!
yoshi1001:
Blocks unwanted e-mail. Well, two out of three...
BloodFairy:
"Hmmm, slutty enough for Thanksgiving at Grandma's? Nope, not quite!"
BloodFairy:
Betty's birthday present to her mother was a big hit!