BuckFifty:
Yup, I had the same reaction when I saw my first Bea Arthur-Betty White, girl on gurl flick...
David_Stark:
"I see dead plot-lines!"
teambanzai:
Why no, officer, I haven't been drinking.
Et_Tu_Brute:
Bob falls for the oldest of the Gags in Cartoonville!
Vicious:
Dear Diary: I'm beginning to think Katrina and the Waves didn't know what they were talking about!
Yog_Sothoth:
No, no, no... that's she can suck the chrome off a motorcycle. Stupid clucks.
Vicious:
Well, I'm crazy 'bout a Ford Duck!
Amon:
Kid: "Hey dad? Got milk?"
karsynogyn:
oof! ow! hey! Swiss Miss there pushed me! ow! disqualify her! I win the sack race! oof!
Nyssa23:
Keep movin', Pops, unless ya want some more of THIS!!!
Xigeous:
*BONK* *BONK* *BONK* "Grandpa...? Grandpa...? Gee, he just doesn't take a frying pan to the head like he used to."
Torgone:
*Klang!* Come on, Grampa! Move it! *Klang!*
karsynogyn:
3 seconds later, Grandpa was on the ground clutching a grevious head wound as the girl cackled fiendishly and brandished the nerf covered waffle iron
lowellt:
Internet Life - oxymoron of the century.
tin_of_whoopass:
*Any resemblance between Battlestar Galactica and Star Wars is purely coincidental and has nothing to do with cashing in on the popularity of a certain movie.
Amon:
o/~ "Brusha-brusha-brusha"
Mr_Grant:
The Reluctant Kamikaze.
Nyssa23:
"What up, B?" "Just washin' some clothes, drinkin' a Bud." "True. True."