karsynogyn:
Days later after the skillet incident, grandpa returned for revenge...
Skull256:
Oh no! It's the Giant Slug of Altai-- oh wait. It says 'Hershey's' on it.
Nyssa23:
Sadly, Chris didn't know that you weren't supposed to "bob" for tabbouleh.
anti_hero:
"Okay, not funny anymore. Can someone please hypnotise him out of chicken?"
Amon:
I see a Neanderthal in this ink-blot.
Skull256:
Ooh, yeah, turn it up! It's the Herbal Essences commercial!
AnimeSunset:
Yeah, that looks like my dream alright. The legs are spread out wide enough.
darthmonotonous:
uh huh huh huh...
Nyssa23:
You don't understand! We HAVE to do this! You don't understand! We HAVE to do this! Chik-Fil-A!
sxyredhead:
These all night White castle benders haveto stop!
anti_hero:
Jaws - coming June 11
Nyssa23:
All right! The Women of Sci-Fi Jello Wrestling!!!
Hireling:
Reaches those hard to clean falopian tubes.
Amon:
/~ "I've got those workin' at the car wash blues!" As sung by Jonathan Rebel.
Valshiro:
"No! It's my chair! MY CHAIR! Will you ever understand me?" "I'm just reaching for the peanuts."
Hireling:
...later, at Robert Palmer's secret underground grotto.
Mr_Grant:
Bring in the fembots!
Soozcat:
Jack Nicholson woos another starlet. Ugh.