Saltydog:
"We've been married for twenty-two years." "And we've been very happy." "But now we're ready to swing." "Call us."
DavidVader:
(from THG2TGalaxy...) 'The art of flying is really a knack for falling and just not hitting the ground...'
Saltydog:
I'm so glad they decided to change the name from "Eskimo Farts."
IMissMST3K:
For those blondes who wanna spice up their lives...
Agent_Moldy:
"Heez ex-wahf paid me t'take 'em."
Amon:
"CYLON WARRIORS CHOOSE LIQUID PLUMR."
Agrijag:
Whew... I can still get my 11:00 AM Shat-fix.
spooky22:
Mulder, unaware of his apartment being bugged... again.
Et_Tu_Brute:
That's one BIG Hairball he coughed up!
Amon:
When cornered, the Sci Fi exec will emit a large black ink cloud to ease escape.
Soozcat:
So evil, even his hair attempts to flee.
Biography:
You know, if we whip around this commercial past warp nine and slam on the brakes, we can see re-runs.
Agent_Moldy:
Featuring such sci-fi classics as "Big"! "Field of Dreams"! and "Tootsie"!
Agrijag:
The last thing a fish sees after it's been caught, but right before the cleaning process starts.
Et_Tu_Brute:
Next time on Staring Directly Into the Sun Theatre
Amon:
After failing to take over the human race, the space pods decide to try something a little easier.
teambanzai:
Mary I don't really think it's a good idea to discuss femine hygine products over lunch.
Soozcat:
First kicks your ass, then takes names.