Mr_Grant:
Get some for the Galacticathon--you'll need it!
Elizardo:
What you need after watching a marathon of Battlestar Galactica
Mr_Grant:
My son just got his Masters in Urban Planning: and he's only 6 months old!
AnimeSunset:
I REALLY hope that's chocolate.
spooky22:
Awh dude. We'll have to get into dad's stash more often!
easy_street:
Why are you reading this sticker? You should be driving.
Mr_Grant:
Can anyone help me find Angelina's brother a job? He just hangs around the house all day...
Amon:
"Well, the instructions said to apply flour to breasts and legs, and I have to assume by wings they mean my arms..."
Colan_Bryant:
Wow. It goes up to 12 rpm.
spooky22:
I'll never get over the border with all this shit!
Amon:
Xev mixed up the Strawberry Quik with the Chocolate Quik.
Mr_Grant:
Big Mama Nature says use Pine Sol, or I’ll whup your scrawny ass!
Torgone:
Not exactly the pert separates I had in mind.
easy_street:
In some parts of the country, "Advanced Care" is brushing every day
Amon:
"Nice nipples, Kathy!"
Saltydog:
Goin' to the chapel 'cause they have to get ma-ha-harried...
spooky22:
Do you think their husbands know?
DavidVader:
Patent reject # 51699870342542: The Horizontal Yo-Yo.