Amon_ster:
"I'm the Gratest Pirate of them all!"
HenryBemis:
It was about now that the Golden Touch blessing began to seem like more of a curse.
Mr_Grant:
Ooch ouch hot ow ooch ow ouch ow
Saltydog:
Even removes those tough semen stains!
Torgone:
Splash into the Drool Pool! New at Slimy Waters!
Steve_Reeves:
...save more than that... don't go...
YingYang:
This show keeps sucking and sucking and sucking and sucking...
Artanas:
Ah, seatbelt snags. Sometimes fun, sometimes disfiguring.
TravisBickle:
Bob wasn't the most attractive young man, but he laid enough eggs to keep his family in omlettes forever.
Angel_Noir:
Give her some makeup at least! Sheesh!
claimdude:
...gad!!! Looks like someone left her that way despite her plea. Poor contorted wench!
Goldfinger:
"Who's the man who's stayed in work for over three decades on just one song?" "Isaac!" "Yo damn right."
Angel_Noir:
"So you can see, we've discovered a definite cure for cooties. Now, I suggest we settle on a location for our cool fort, and sell our Microsoft options."
Humoriste:
The lost first model of the Starship Enterprise - the Chrysler NCC 1701.
pure_trash:
"Yeah, we've got that."
037468908:
Now where did I drop that damned condom?! Oh... here it is!!!
screaming_fist:
"Could you lean a little closer? I need more light... thanks."
wd40:
I thought 'sweet love' ads had an 876 area code!?!?!