LuvBJones:
"Mom, was Billy wearing a hockey mask when we left the house?" *cho cho cho* *kill kill kill*
Amon_ster:
"Mom? Didn't I have a little brother when we left the house for the store?"
UnReality:
"Somebody wanna tell Dean Cain to stop calling me? Please?"
Geier:
Exactly three days and thirteen hours later someone would realize the whole schtick would work better naked, and the fad of "streaking" would be born.
Amon_ster:
When Jesus didn't feel like walking on water, he drove his Saturn. With Goodyear Aquatreads, of course!
HenryBemis:
Rick Moranis IN "Honey, I Downsized the Corporation."
Coiren:
"Hello? 1-900-HOTSEXY? Yeah, I was wondering if my husband's there. Yeah, Tim. He's late again and I was hoping he could bring home some butter."
GlitterRock:
I don't know which one to cap first ! They all look so good...
shanky:
"Somebody's been swimming in MY pool!"
medusaD:
"Welcome to Steroid Hollywood Squares!"
Amon_ster:
Sign up for your Stone Cold, The Rock, Xena or Callisto credit card today!
CapMidnight:
Yes, kids! It's the WWF's new "hokey-man" playing/trading-card game! Collect 'em all! Or punch your friends, and steal their's!
SoundGuy4U:
Yay! We got wires crossed with the Spice Channel!
Enapov:
Normal night on the pyscho-ward... Debbie decides to try and breast feed another patient...
YibbleGuy:
Well, I guess "ASOAMGTOFGAODAGLOEGOTOOGANG" is the most *famous* quote from the film, but...
screaming_fist:
World's first freezer burn victim
threeamigos:
Is gray hair sneaking up on you?
porpoise:
I think we've overpriced the Fish and More. And chicken planks, what is that supposed to be?