Mr_Grant:
See our hot XXX fabric softener bear live webcams!
Alpo1:
A disgusting quad-can video of an ugly puppet getting frisky with itself.
Amon_ster:
Cream-cicles were a lot messier to eat before they put sticks in them.
gowest:
Little House in the suburb. Laura Ingalls Wilder returns from the grave.
gowest:
Meanwhile back in the Bat nebula on the other side of the galaxy
Luna24:
Look, a shadow dragon!
Mr_Grant:
Yes, even little starfish want to run away and join the carnival.
cyoungdahl:
Jim Kirk's estrogen replacement therapy was a howling success.
Buffoon:
.oO I LOVE the way that guy can lick his eyebrows!
Amon_strosity:
Yes. New "ED" soda. When you want to get that Ed feeling.
Generik:
Electric Eel Girl, while a valid Superhero with a usable power, found herself cast out from the Superhero pantheon after posing for Penthouse.
DoktorD:
After completing his labors, Hercules retired, cut his hair, and put his accumulated booty into a good mutual fund.
Amon_ster:
The new nuclear powered phone.
LuvBJones:
"And this strengthens my chi *how*??"
Buffoon:
.oO Where the fuck is Brigadoon?
Amon_ster:
"Son, I thought I told you not to bring your mother to bed with us anymore."
Generik:
"Don't fuck with me, buddy... I worked with Richard Burton, y'know."
devildoll:
It's not common knowledge, but cockatiels make brutal factory foremen.