"Commercials Page 26 (2000)"






Revive:
Ah, I see SciFi has taken upon themselves the task of replaying Angelina Jolie's Oscar acceptance speech.


Revive:
"Do you want to rub me the right way? Well, DO YOU?!"


Loodvig:
Carly Simon, after five chin reduction surguries.


The_Enigma:
Jeana just loved her business man lawn ornaments.


Unfamous:
Eat pink death, couchpotatoes.


Kif:
So, Lexx is Hollywood Squares Futurama-style?


IMissMST3K:
I have to wear protective eyewear. It starts out this big, but you should see it when I get excited!


servo:
and you just might get hurt


anti_hero:
Made from billy goat ass and yak hair. But don't worry, we didn't harm any of the *cute* animals!


servo:
Hospital food


Ickdude:
"Eeeeeewwwwww... Nice distance!"


Hazzah:
The infamous shampoo mirage known to torment many a super model lost in the desert.


SideMan:
And here... and here... here... here...


MadMatt:
I can keep these 40 days without rewinding and all you want is my immortal soul??


YukiPenguin:
Gee, I don't know. That seems like a lot of movies for only 5 days.


SideMan:
How did the blonde break up with her boyfriend? She give him a John Deere letter.


YingYang:
Tinkerbell sneezed in her "angel dust"


SideMan:
"I heard those things are durable." "No, that's *dirigible*."



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