devildoll:
Napalm Dog, having repaired the hose reel, gets to work on eradicating the mole crickets.
nbutlerdidit:
"This is where i used to keep my plastic Jesus, but I got tired of him starin' at me. It was like he was criticizing my driving, y'know?"
ColsSalvo:
Yeah, I had a 4 link coil spring once, and it totally sucked.
CaveDweller:
"Hi, I'm Kenny G. My partner Yo-Yo Ma and I are planning on adopting."
Mr_Grant:
The motto of God.
anti_hero:
Be the coolest kid in your class!!
CaveDweller:
"Then I picked up a girl on the course. I was playing with Arnold that day." "Palmer?" "Repeatedly!"
anti_hero:
You know, just cuz' it's called Limbo doesn't mean it's Sci-Fi.
Amon:
Anybody else remember Round-Up for the Atari 2600?
Amon_tyHall:
I think they mean, when you see Farscape, you have a "change reaction", as in the channel.
YingYang:
Ahh... Getting acid behind the swings during recess... That takes me back...
YingYang:
George W. Bushapalooza
KUtrekkie:
Gimme a "U"!!!
Poke_Amon:
I think there's something wrong with his urine sample...
JohnSteed:
"MOM! Jake spilled T-1000 on the carpet!"
amycamus:
It was then that I noticed the brujo Don Juan hopping on one leg, like a strange bird. The lizard at my temple began to speak...
Enapov:
That pile is moving...
Indomitus:
Well, Kiddo, it's lodged pretty well in your lower intestine. You'll just have to let it pass.