Amon:
She said she wanted a white picket fence. So I got her one. And she STILL left me! What did I do wrong?"
GlitterRock:
*chuckling to herself* "I know what you cappers are thinking right now. Yes, they're real... and they're spectacular."
animebabe:
You know.. in college, they used to call me Hoover... I never understood why...
threeamigos:
Ash tried to wrestle the Pikachu off as it bit into his jugular...
animebabe:
"Okay men... you get this baby open and we all have chowder for dinner!"
GlitterRock:
"Tell me, muppet or not... aren't THESE something??"
animebabe:
"Hey baby... you ever do the Funky Chicken?" "Why? What did he tell you? He LIES! *sob* He promised me hot wings!!!"
Amon:
Pac-Sat
animebabe:
6 months from now: eBay item #487262738
UnRealGoBrah:
"Do YOU have red itchy balls, too?"
GlitterRock:
Judge Reinhold and Cindy Williams at the unemployment office...
NickDanger:
Danny Bonaduce in his 'ambiguous' phase.
The_Enigma:
"So, shall we call this meeting of 'Bats Linger Over My Head Anonymous' to order?"
medusaD:
"Disclaimer: Not responsible for sores, hair loss, glowing, and mutations."
DanZero:
If you survive the *bombs* there!
Hippie:
Yeah, I thought about picking it up at a flea market without lutein, but I'm a completist by nature... had to spring for the lutein.
robofreak:
good v sex?
Agrijag:
Gerald laughed maniacally as little Billy was swept out to sea. "So long, shrimp!" he cried.