YingYang:
Lorenzo Lamas is "Ratsplitter"
Shockeye:
Guinness record holder for Most Rats Split While At Church.
YingYang:
Making out, large drinks, and free gum under the seats.
ABServo:
Splitting rats behind closed doors!
Shockeye:
"Mom, I just split a rat. Am I a woman now?"
ABServo:
Okay, okay!! If I split a rat for you, *then* will you go out with me?
YingYang:
No rats were split in the making of this motion picture.
Shockeye:
"Clark Griswold! Stop splitting rats and get over here!" "Yes dear." *falls down stairs*
Shockeye:
And now a song by Tori Amos' sister, Split My Rat.
ABServo:
Do you think maybe there's more to life than just splitting rats??
YingYang:
"RAWR!!!" "Oh, sorry, Fluffy, I thought she said cat splitting..."
ABServo:
"Our special tonight is Pan-fried split rats!" "Mmmmm! Sounds good! Two please!"
Shockeye:
"Don't like McDonalds split rats? Try KFC's now with 20% more hair."
ABServo:
Honey, I told you not to split rats on the beach!! You're going to get sand all over them!
carbonbased:
"I think I know why they call it Quicksand Beach."