flowbear:
(well gotta split. rats!)
ABServo:
Did he just say he was gonna split rats?? Sounds interesting!
ABServo:
So *this* is how you split rats?? Cool!
atomic_phish:
Republican bedstimes stories: Follow the straight white road.
ABServo:
Man, your date is really good at splitting rats!
YingYang:
Nebraska: Legal rat splitting since 1834.
ABServo:
No, really! I can split rats like I used to when I was 18!.... Honey, will you stop laughing??
Shockeye:
We thought we could split rats the old fashioned way, but thanks to the guys at Enron, there's a better way."
YingYang:
*Knock Knock* "Yangagram."
carbonbased:
Fig. 3: Patio party at Ken Lay's house [surveillance tape]
Shockeye:
"One time Martha had to split a rat at the doctors office..." *spit take*
YingYang:
"Dude, I like stuff."
ABServo:
I always dress formal when I split rats!
Shockeye:
"But rat splitting is all I have left after Grammy died."
ABServo:
For those Rat-Splitting headaches!