ABServo:
Careful, honey! Those Dow-Cornings are a bit delicate!
YingYang:
"It happens to all rat splitters."
ABServo:
Crosby, Stills and Nash work on their new album "Splitting Rats"
ABServo:
Let's see... "It seems to me.... you lived your life.... like a.... ", um, "like a..." --Dammit, will you stop trying to blow out my candle?? I'm trying to write a song here!!
HenryBemis:
Really, if it didn't work for Wile E. Coyote, what makes you think...
gleeb:
The line dancing scene in "The Wrath of Khan" only available in the director's cut.
GersonK:
yes, we know. in the coconut. drink it all up.
bugwber:
"'Night, John-Boy!" / "That gets just SO MUCH FUNNIER every night!"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"ebonyyy and i-iivory/ go together in per-fect harrr-mony!" "Side by side on my pya-no/keyy-board/O Lord! Whyy don't weeeeeee!"
ABServo:
"So then... so then, David said, 'Hey dummy! You don't *strum* the bass! You *pluck* it!'" "Yeah, that's nice Mr Bonaduce, but I thought we were selling something?"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Threesomes I don't want to see
HenryBemis:
...Willy still circled the harbor, unsure what to do with the rest of his life.
The_Gray_Zombie:
Baywatch is really going downhill
GlitterRock:
Britney Spears, circa 1999: "But.... I don't need implants, doctor. I have talent!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Susan Dey's in the background.